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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a conversation at a proctologist meeting? Butt-Talks"
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"A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest... are sitting on a park bench when a kid walks by. The Catholic Priest says, ""We should screw him!"" and the Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word ""plethora"" for me... It meant a lot."
"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""
"Veni Vidi Venti. I came, I saw, I ordered a Caramel Macchiato."
"Facepalm? Is that FaceTime for blind people?"
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY"
"I couldn't remember my speech at a funeral today so I improvised with a magic trick and sawed the coffin in half"
"Why is Santa a terrible sexual partner? Because he doesn't exist"
"What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car? Hood orient"