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Joke of the Day
"How do you organize a space party? You planet."
Next Joke
"I hope I dont die on 9/11. ""He died on 9/11? His sacrifice wont be forgotten."" ""No, 9/11/27. He was checking favs in the shower and fell."""
"She left me a note, on the fridge... ""It's not working anymore, I'm leaving you"". I opened up the fridge and it is working. She left me for nothing, that idiot."
"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"
"Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?"
"""Children can be very cruel,"" I reassure my 6 year-old. ""But sometimes it seems like you aren't even trying."""
"Last night I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69... She made me sweet and sour pork with fried rice."
"Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight."
"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."
"The Past, the Present and the Future Walked into a Bar... It was tense."