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Joke of the Day

"I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care. I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota."

"What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits..."

"Wanna know how i know i'm getting laid tonight? Because i am stronger then you."

"I need to chat with my coworker's husband.. If he was bangin' her properly, we wouldn't have to deal with her bad attitude.."

"New to reddit My friend David forgot his I.D so now we just call him dav"

"What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!"

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights"

"The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas (Spoilers) Near the end of the book I think Bruno felt pretty gassed."

"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? Because they all have phones!"

"If we're all Gods children... ...what's so special about Jesus?"