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Joke of the Day
"24 men sucked off in Magaluf. 11 f*cked in Belo Horizonte."
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"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""
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"What's black and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave :)"
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fish."
"Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World? Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies."