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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee"
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"A feminist claims that she is independent enough to pay for her own bills And then she complains when her boyfriend doesn't pay for dinner"
"My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn't a joke its a cry for help."
"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"
"Q: What insect is good at math? A: An account-ant."
"I farted in my wallet now i have gas money."
"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"
"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"
"Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime."
"How do you get a blonde on your roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."