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Joke of the Day

"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"

"Anyone you can do, I can do better.."

"when I grow up I want to be the guy who wears a puffy suit and gets attacked by police dogs"

"Whenever a woman says ""how are you different from other men?"" I normally respond with ""I'm fucking hilarious."" @MaleHonesty86"

"My friend told this great lumberjack joke the other day. But no one was around to hear it..."

"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."

"*hot lady looks at me* Me: Hi! Do I know you? Lady: No I think I'm mistaken. *awkward pause* Me: So...is there a mister taken? *hit by bus*"

"How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints."

"Pornhub and Redtube have a meeting and the rest was all history."

"Turn that baby's cry into a jazzy tune by putting a harmonica in it's mouth"