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Joke of the Day

"Asking your mom, ""Will there be any pretty girls coming?"" Is a good way of getting out of going to your family reunion.."

"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."

"I'm in a very serious relationship with Batman. My beloved Baeman."

"I always arrive late at the office... ... But I make up for it by leaving early."

"What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !"

"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."

"Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory."

"Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."

"""Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."""

"What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? ""Aw man, that's a drag."""