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Joke of the Day

"I farted in my wallet now i have gas money."

"When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include ""being fucking awesome at everything."""

"Have you heard of the new model of the german microwave? It seats twelve"

"I don't remember anything about being born, I must have been WASTED"

"I used to hate facial hair But then it grew on me"

"Want to hear a quality joke about knives? On second thought, I can't tell it. It's too edgy"

"I bought a book on capitalism... but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case."

"You know how when you're a kid you think your dad is Superman.. Then you grow up and realize that he's just a drunk with a cape."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion ? Because he was out standing in his field :)"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Cos 7 has Ebola."