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Joke of the Day

"Q: What insect is good at math? A: An account-ant."

"What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !"

"Dad I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to it already has its own spots!"

"First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote ""like an onion"". Can you clarify?"

"How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short."

"Obama has suspended fund raising activities In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him."

"A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling."

"turns out the 'kkk' are not just a group of guys who are very agreeable in their text messages :("

"Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges They're called schools and children are sent there to learn"

"Why does Donald Trump put his name on his buildings? So the banks know which ones to seize"