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Joke of the Day

"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"

"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"

"I want to die like my grandfather, softly in my sleep... ...not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"Gerald: ""Have you ever come across a man who at the slightest touch caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"" Mabel: ""Yes the dentist."""

"What's so dark about blonde jokes? They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb"

"I have an EpiPen A man lying on the roadside gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"The year is 2157, our world is much like the one in that futuristic movie starring Tom Cruise. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the"

"I like walking up to any bald guy wearing sunglasses and saying ""Excuse me but I'm supposed to meet a guy named Pitbull here, are you him?"""

"Damn, girl are you a sketch on Saturday Night Live? Cause you're getting old, fast!"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer"