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Joke of the Day
"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"
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"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot"
"What's long green and smells like pork scratchings? Kermit the frogs finger."
"""This love triangle is WAY too complicated"" Pythagoras' other woman"
"Ian: ""I'd like to report my guide dog missing."" Cop: ""Right. When did you last see him?"" Ian: ""I've never seen him."""
"I cheated on my girlfriend once. I was playing monopoly and I took some money from the bank when she wasn't looking. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."
"Cuddled up to my girlfriend last night, she said, ""Aw you finally chose me over Facebook!"" I just didn't have the heart to tell her my battery just died."
"A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said about 30 minutes"
"[1st date] *recalls buddy said women like a manly man* *but also, be sensitive* I like to work with my hands, But splinters make me cry."
"To all the people saying I have fat fingers... FYVK OFF"