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Joke of the Day
"I'm turned on by women who don't mind sucking a little dick Mine"
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"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""
"What do you call someone who knows a lot about sea life? An Afishionado You're welcome!"
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"
"It's too bad Batman's real name wasn't Bruce Bates, then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time."
"No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat."
"Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man? Because they never part with them"
"What do you find at the end of a double rainbow? A group of gay men"
"Why is the UK suddenly a happy place? Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!"
"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."