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Joke of the Day

"I cheated on my girlfriend once. I was playing monopoly and I took some money from the bank when she wasn't looking. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."

"What do you call a preacher with an erection? A firm believer"

"What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control? Grandparents."

"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""

"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."

"me: how was your camping trip 5 y/o: good me: what'd you guys do 5 y/o: camped"

"You know what the opposite of Netflix and Chill is? 9/11 and school"

"What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper? Check, mate."

"What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window? Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!"

"What do you call a disabled man in the hood? A Kripple."