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Joke of the Day
"What's long green and smells like pork scratchings? Kermit the frogs finger."
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"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point. P.s: please don't kill me feminists, it's just a joke"
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"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"
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"My 2-year-old ate the crust off her pizza but left the cheese and pepperoni untouched. Apparently I'm raising the Antichrist."
"I wrote a best-selling book titled ""How tostick a lamp up your ass"". AMA! Except for how to get to the lamp out of your ass."
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"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"
"Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors. 11 secrete herbs and spices"