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Joke of the Day
"A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said about 30 minutes"
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"Should computers be made of glass? No, I don't want anybody to see my browser's history!"
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"Chris Brown only listens to his music.. on his Beats by Dre"
"""Doc,"" I said, ""every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"" ""That's easy,"" he said. ""You're exhausted."""
"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My dad died that day. Isn't it good that he was doing what he loved most - flying planes."
"on the ISS... what did the American Astronaut say to the Cosmonaut? What did the American Astronaut say to the fast moving Cosmonaut? Stop Russian around."
"if u were a pirate wat woud ur name be? mine woud be Nudebeard bc my beard is nude ""I meant do you have any questions about the White House"""
"My friend was writing checks that his butt can't cash... it's because his butt didn't have a valid id"
"Bad Mother Mick, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul."