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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot"

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"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!"
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico? ESPNOL"
"Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh. I'm going to hell for this one."
"What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows? A murder most fowl. (I'll see myself out...)"
"Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !"
"""That's so Raven"" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body."
"Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."
"Instagram is down. Please call me so I can describe my lunch to you."