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Joke of the Day
"Two nuns walk into a bar. The third nun ducks."
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"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at Walmart? ...it's ok, he woke up."
"How do you get jizz off a Scrabble board? Don't bother, that's 29 points right there."
"The handicap parking at the special olympics must be insane"
"This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work Now I have glaze all over my balls."
"A man is waiting on the bus... ""Would you mind coming down?"" The driver asked politely."
"My longest relationship was when an Uber driver took me all the way to the airport once."
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
"If you're not cheating on me, then why won't you let me install surveillance cameras in your house."