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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."
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"[first date] DATE: I think cat people are psychopaths ME: *slowly pushes date's coffee off table*"
"I watched a porn where the guy had a thing for older women. It was a coming of age story."
"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"
"Give a man a cheeseburger, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as fuck."
"Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car? It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands."
"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"
"What is a wock? Something you throw a wabbits."
"I wanted to make a chemistry joke... But I'm too basic."
"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"