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Joke of the Day
"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""
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"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."
"Airport Security: has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge, sir? Sir: How the hell am I supposed to answer that?"
"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"
"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"
"How do you mess with a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."
"My wife caught me again on the couch with my iPad & a hand towel while I was putting lotion on my feet with my pants off."
"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."
"New research shows that birthdays are good for your health Studies suggest that people with the most birthdays live the longest"