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Joke of the Day
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... Without a penis."
"Debra is short for Debrassiere"
"Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done."
"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"
"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."
"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag: You can hide but you can't run."
"When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays."
"He was next in line at Starbucks. Then she cut in front of him. Liam Neeson in TAKEN 3: SKINNY VANILLA MAYHEM."
"My performance as ""guy who acts disgusted when wife says our recently divorced neighbor is dating a 23 year old"" is getting early Emmy buzz."