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Joke of the Day
"Phones are fake They're phony."
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"Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose."
"My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Relationships are like fat people... most of them don't work out."
"I came home to my girlfriend packing her bags. What are you doing? -I'm leaving you. I heard you're a pedophile! That's a pretty big word for a seven year old."
"I'm Only Here For The Free Food"
"What did the octogenarian pirate say? Arr matey!"
"My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism."
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it :)"