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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it :)"
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"I was going to tell you guys a joke about my poop but.... It's too corny"
"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"
"A Rabbi and the Pope walk in a bar... A bar patron says, ""Hey, what is this, a joke?"""
"Woman walks around claiming to be a flute. Says that you can blow in her hole and press her buttons for $50!"
"""evreytime god closes a door, he opens a window"" - me, tryimg to convince my clients their house isnt haunted"
"Never using online dating again. Last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison. He meant prison."
"What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand? Irish handcuffs."
"knock knock... who's there? Honeycomb Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair."
"I remember Daddy told me fairy tales can come true so any time an old lady offers me an apple or cookie I kill her and bury her in the woods"