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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose."
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"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" Till your mother had a go."
"""i am equally happy on the couch watching netflix or at a party with friends"" = ""the human condition is one of sickness & contradiction"""
"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."
"Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top three buttons open then."
"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"
"What is long, hard and full of semen A submarine"
"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."
"Slash: Ok whats Paradise City like? Izzy: Pretty girls? ""Yeah!"" Axl: Nice lawns! ""Huh?"" Axl: Green grass! ""Grass is alw-"" Axl: JUST WRITE IT"
"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."