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Joke of the Day
"How many black people does it take to start a riot. -1 I stole this."
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"[Guy sees octopus doing squats at the gym on 4 legs] ""You doing legs today?"" Octopus: Yeah my fourarms hurt."
"Girl, are you Sodium Hydroxide? cause you basic."
"It Only Gets Worse As An Adult, Charlie Brown"
"My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?"
"Never give a Roman a high five. Or he'll give you a HIV."
"What is brown and sticky? Shit."
"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"
"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."
"""It's not you, it's me."" -Twins looking at some family photos"