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Joke of the Day
"I'm Only Here For The Free Food"
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"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."
"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."
"If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me."
"what do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean without arms or legs? fucked."
"Let's change things up a bit. I thought I found a quarter inside one of my shoes. That would have been strange enough on its own, but it turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents."
"A wizard is driving down a road and he turns in to a driveway."
"My girlfriend has trouble with flying me too, that's why I use a plane."
"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree Ba-dum tss"