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Joke of the Day
"What did the octogenarian pirate say? Arr matey!"
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"How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you."
"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. I mean, c'mon. Let's spice it up a little. Aim for my chest and call me your ""naughty potty""."
"A joke I made up from The Revenant Why did Glass gut the horse? He just wanted to fit in."
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She's the one with dirty knees."
"When ur butt's wet It's called buttsweat"
"ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6."
"What is the most popular dating website in the south? Ancestry.com"
"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."
"Ronda Rousey's boxing"