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Joke of the Day
"If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have? Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities."
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"more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins"
"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"
"My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese. As if she doesn't have enough on her plate."
"Why do fencers make terrible Redditors? They always riposte. ^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^riposte ^^^^^^^^too"
"What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July? Hillary."
"The One-Step Guide To Be A Hipster 1. Don't follow this guide."
"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."
"My boyfriend thinks it's cute when I use the clap emoji but I've just been trying to tell him that I have an STD."
"You're an embarrassment to the human race. What are you doing later?"