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Joke of the Day

"If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have? Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities."

"""Trump is a good businessman"" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING"

"Grammar is important. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."

"The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple It's either sunni or shiite"

"[slips the bus driver 20] ""Maybe you let me ride the bus for free?"""

"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

"I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house"

"So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke."

"Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend."