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Joke of the Day
"Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies."
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"How is American beer similar to having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water. (A Canadian just told me this joke)"
"I just put a girl in the hospital. I'm in charge of hiring new nurses."
"Left in the Dark Recently the power in my flat went out for no apparent reason. I told the landlord the problem but they didn't get back to me. They left me in the dark for about a week."
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"A police officer sees a kid on the street.. He says, ""Its getting late kid, shouldn't you be getting back to the orphanage?"" Kid says, ""I guess so, what gave me away?"" ""Your parents did."""
"Why did Constantinople fall? Itstumbled."
"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"
"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""
"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."