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Joke of the Day

"I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house"

"I tried to donate a kidney once... ...they wouldn't take it though because I wouldn't tell them where I got it."

"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"

"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"

"My birthday is coming up and I'm mostly just anxious about all the people on Facebook who are about to pretend to like me."

"What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little."

"What is a kinda cool vegetable? Radish"

"Anyone got a clean, long joke? I need a clean, funny and long joke that lasts for around 2 minutes. Thanks reddit!"

"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."

"If the entire observable universe was located inside an impossibly large man named Bob... then 9/11 was inside bob."