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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the blond call 911? She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad."
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"What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion? Having to swallow your pride."
"Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper"
"What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine? Hugh Heifer"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"
"Some say I'm condescending It means I talk down to people."
"Why don't many Greek men move to other countries? They don't want to leave their brothers behind"
"Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights"
"Do cucumbers make anyone else burp? Or am I shoving mine up to far?"
"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."