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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine? Hugh Heifer"

"What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs? A condescending condescending!"

"If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you."

"What do cats love to read. catalogs"

"What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays? For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice."

"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."

"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"The New 20 Dollar Bill Will Only Be Worth 12 Dollars Thanks to the 3/5ths compromise."

"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment!!!!"

"If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC... ...that would be unpresidented."