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Joke of the Day
"Why don't many Greek men move to other countries? They don't want to leave their brothers behind"
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"Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said ""Drac we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"" ""Yes"" replied Dracula ""have lots of giraffes."""
"*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*"
"If you're still writing checks, remember it's 2016 and you should probably find a better way to pay for your groceries."
"I wrote a book on DIY. It comes with a free pen."
"There was a black out in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him."
"Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve."
"Two Irish men walk out of a bar."
"Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there's no more soda?"
"Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it. It was super-cool at first, but now I'm starting to get annoyed."