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Joke of the Day
"Why don't many Greek men move to other countries? They don't want to leave their brothers behind"
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"What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)? The lift attendants have jobs."
"Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants... Neither of them really worked."
"I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now."
"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"
"If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value. You know.... Squid Pro Quo"
"Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was"
"What do you call someone who spends all day masturbating in the restroom? Pissing away your future."
"If I ever build my own house, I'm putting a toilet right in front of the refrigerator."
"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"