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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights"
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"Ladies: We barely pay attention when you are speaking directly AT us. What makes you think we will pick up on a subtweet?"
"When someone says ""surprise me"", I immediately drop my pants and start singing its raining men."
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!"
"What do you call a guy with a big orange nose? Sir. The man has enough on his plate without being treated as a lesser individual by society."
"What did the train say on the way to Auschwitz? Jew-Jew"
"The CEO of Comcast dies and goes to heaven..."
"I hate it when I make a typo in my post title and I can't chnage it."
"Have you heard of the new fishing net technology that is 300% more effective? cod damn it"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"