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Joke of the Day
"What makes a salami excited? When the ham is cured!"
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"What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders? The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance"
"Tried to find a joke about impared ejaculation But it just won't cum"
"Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?"
"Before I give a speech, I always tell myself I won't quote Linkin Park But in the end it doesn't even matter"
"Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan."
"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"
"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."
"Women are from Venus, men are wrong."
"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."