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Joke of the Day

"What makes a salami excited? When the ham is cured!"

"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."

"[flash mob in front of me & my girl] [I join in then kneel down gasping] ""Will you.."" ""YES!... YE.."" ""grab me a smoothie from Jamba Juice?"""

"Why can't you take a pig out on a date? Because she will squeal on you."

"I join any line I see if it's long enough. All those people can't be wrong!"

"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper titties"

"I really love spicy foods ...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel."

"There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer."

"Adding Blonde Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com"