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Joke of the Day
"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""
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"Pirate, land lubber Yarrrr, Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident? For they are always on shore..."
"Picture the perfect woman. Wrong. You're a guy. You're always wrong."
"Dallas Black people: please be Muslim please be Muslim please be Muslim Muslim people: please be black please be black please be black"
"Jewish mothers How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? *Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!"
"What did the zombie farmer say he wanted? Grrraaaaiiinnns..."
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"My wife said I couldn't finger paint and also she says that ""Paint"" is a stupid name for our cat"
"Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a ""tight end"""
"Today my dad told me that he quit his car vacuuming job after the first day. He said it was a sucky job"