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Joke of the Day

"You Tolkien to me?!"" - Hobbit de Niro."

"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"

"""Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow?"" ""No it's not. Here, try!"""

"We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea Runs in our jeans."

"I'm amazed by the number of people who text while driving. How do they manage to maintain control of their car without spilling their beer?"

"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."

"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."

"Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades."

"The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."

"Football gave me a traumatic brain injury and I was only watching."