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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."

"The US should rejoin Great Britain Its not like we mind Taxation without representation anymore."

"Q: What do you call a pickle that draws? A: A dillustrator."

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."

"I was on the exercise bike for almost 30 minutes just now. It was pretty easy. Tomorrow I may even try using the pedals."

"Who did the baker bring to work? His doughter."

"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."

"What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of? Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim."

"What if reddit had a currency? Would they be called creddits? ( )"

"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"