218798
Joke of the Day
"You want to scare someone? Call them."
Next Joke
"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"
"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"
"Gay vampire I vant to suck your dick"
"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"
"AMA Request: Someone who has successfully committed suicide."
"do you know why the chameleon couldn't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction"
"One man's cougar is another man's grandmother."
"Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]"
"Everyone has these expansive bucket lists Mine is a little pail in comparison"