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Joke of the Day

"It's the story of Zip the penguin. It's a penguin, walking happily on the ice, and.... Ziiiiiiip the penguin!"

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"My girlfriend wanted me to be more flirtatious... So I said, ""I want to make you the 'U' in 'TIFU'"""
"Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts? Your grandma."
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"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"
"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"
"Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair."
"What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!???? A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!"
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