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Joke of the Day

"i wanna see the masterchef jr deleted scenes that HAVE to exist of gordon ramsay calling a kid the c-word for trying to julienne a snickers"

"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad."

"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."

"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh"

"Why does Santa come only once a year? (Its not the chimney one) Because it's all his sack can handle"

"Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge the better you feel."

"Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon? Because they cantaloupe.."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash credits to /u/nothingbutcold"

"This is ridiculous: ""www"" contains THREE TIMES more syllables than the phrase it is 'short' for, ""world wide web."""