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Joke of the Day
"Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts? Your grandma."
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"If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well."
"I ate two pieces of string and they came out tyed together. I shit you knot."
"Jesus loves me ... it's so awkward."
"How did you know that the janitors were dating? They were caught sweeping together."
"Taint Why is the taint called your taint? because it taint your nuts and it taint your ass."
"Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . . He became one with a tree."
"I don't get why everybody hates on ISIS.... Their drug policy, for one, is incredibly progressive. Women get stoned legally over there all the time!"
"What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority."
"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"