6326
Joke of the Day
"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"
Next Joke
"I had sex in an elevator.. It was awesome on so many levels!"
"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"
"Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it."
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
"Is it a blow job or a blowjob? Fuck I hate writing thank you cards..."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."
"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"
"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."
"cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there"