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Joke of the Day
"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"
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"Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas"
"Why did the blonde avoid eating cereal? Every box had, in huge letters, ""0mg cholesterol!"""
"What's the hardest part about roller-skating? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"
"I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger. Written by: Joey McDevitt"
"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak"" ""Con"" ""Okay, now you say, ""Control Freak who?"""""
"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."
"Girl: ""How do I look today?"" Bruno Mars: ""When I see your faceeee"" Girl: ""Ok ok I get it."""