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Joke of the Day

"Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair."

"What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. Heard very recently and just had to share."

"It was a beautiful day at the beach. .... Three young women with eye-popping racks decided to sunbathe without their bikini tops. .... A cop came along and pinched all six of 'em."

"The hour I lose from daylight savings time will now be multiplied by 6 as I try to change the time on the clock in my car."

"My new years resolution for 2017 1920x1080"

"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."

"How did Hitler like his juice? Concentrated"

"One my 12-year-old cousin told me What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Children don't eat broccoli."

"""There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."""

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."