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Joke of the Day

"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"

"What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about em but you never see em"

"Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? In an American nursing home."

"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"

"""How dare you judge her size..."" ""The woman has had three children!"" ""For lunch?"""

"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"

"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""

"I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week..."

"If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren't about superheroes?"

"Don't grocery shop hungry. Don't go to bed angry. Don't promise when ur happy. Don't do anything. Just kinda sit there til u die."