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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park? A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth."

"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""

"How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling? He looks into his lover's 'I's."

"New Year's Resolution- Date more models... Edit: Date more Edit: Date again LAST Edit: Stop crying while masturbating"

"I gave up trying to learn geometry just couldn't see the point."

"I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared."

"That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody added an e"

"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""

"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."

"What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...? ... A smile !"