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Joke of the Day

"I gave up trying to learn geometry just couldn't see the point."

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"Vagina jokes are not funny, Period"
"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."
"What did the bear say to the judge? I bearly touched her."
"Did you hear the joke about the jump-rope? Eh, let's skip it."
"A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chapstick. He says to the cashier ""put it on my bill""."
"I got really bored today and came up with this one... Who is 'Anonymous' and why does everybody feel the need to quote them?"
"What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move? Islam Dunk"