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Joke of the Day
"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."
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"The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall... ..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the illegal job-seeking Americans out."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a member of ISIS? One sucks and makes you explode, the other explodes and it sucks"
"Why didn't the lesbians go shopping for sports equipment? Because they don't like Dicks."
"What do you call a black kid riding a bike????? A thief...."
"The worst Jewish joke ever... An old Jewish guy comes up to and old Jewish lady and says... ""So what's your number?""..."
"In high school they called me donkey dick. I got that name because... it was short for Donald Keith Richards."
"I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds"
"Birth Control? Don't kid yourself."
"Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55."