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Joke of the Day
"How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling? He looks into his lover's 'I's."
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"An inmate went messing, and his cellmate, a cannibal, claimed he had eaten him The warden didn't believe him, so the cannibal finally threw up his hands out of frustration."
"I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts making explosive noises so I check and it's still cold. Why you gotta be so childish?"
"What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself? A shell-fie"
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. I always use this joke when going to Dr's, or any medical situation. It never fails to get a great laugh."
"Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly? Because their p is quiet."
"Why was the EDM producer bad at fishing? Because he kept dropping the bass"
"How can you tell which lesbian in the relationship does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."
"""Stop hitting me."" -Rock bottom."
"Donald Trump & Mexican Are AT A Restaurant On The Border Mexican Grill"