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Joke of the Day
"How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling? He looks into his lover's 'I's."
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"What do you call.. What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!"
"A man goes to a job interview... Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Man: ""Probably my honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think that's a weakness."" Man: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."
"What's the worst thing about a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."
"What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill? The penguin who pushed him!"
"If he says ""you're 1 in a million"" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you"
"Why did the mean and mode laugh together? Because they had a co-median between them."
"What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats"
"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."