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Joke of the Day
"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""
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"Him: Are you perioding? Me: Are you deathwishing?"
"What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England? baroque"
"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."
"What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart? 7 tees, 30 eggs"
"[at bar] ""Yeah I pulled down a solid 6 figs last year."" Whoa that's impressive! ""I know, right! Can't believe I got fired by that fig farm."""
"Does your girlfriend have 67 protons? I've heard she's a ho."
"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."
"Why do Leprechauns always laugh as they run across a field? The grass tickles their balls"
"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.."