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Joke of the Day
"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"
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"What do you call a Pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? Bin-der-done-dat"
"Terrible I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."
"Let's legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system."
"The man asks ""Are you working hard today?"" Worker: Oh I'm working about as much they pay me...a little bit every 2 weeks"
"What did the drowning number theorist yell? LOG LOG LOG LOG"
"On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?"
"Politicians and dipers have one thing in common they should be changed regularly, and for the same reason"
"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."
"Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos."