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Joke of the Day
"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"
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"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*"
"James Franco is making a movie about lesbian vampires. I'm betting it'll be a period piece."
"[job interview for garbageman] interviewer: I like your enthusiasm, you're hired Three raccoons in trench coat: [ecstatic chittering]"
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital? She's the one with the dirty knees."
"I just saw a black guy driving a BMW and doing the speed limit. I'm following him until he pulls over b/c I know he has drugs in the car."
"I seriously thought the slang phrase 'This place is 'crackalackin!', actually meant 'This place is lacking white people'."
"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"
"Bloody Fords! How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer? They both have broken kaa's."
"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone."