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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill 15 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."
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"I just gave birth... I had a cow."
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway"
"You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status.."
"Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !"
"What do rabbis call the leftovers of a circumcision? Debris."
"Him: How much do you love me? Me: A bit more than pizza. Him: Me: But not as much as coffee."
"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said ""yeah it's pretty straightforward"""
"'Tis the season to pull copious amounts of tinsel out of your dog's butthole."
"What's the difference between God and a Welder? God doesn't think he's a Welder."